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How does a garden snail rate with our feline social media influencer?

A garden snail is of minimal interest to Ursula the middle-aged wannabe social media influencer

Ursula likes hunting, but prefers things that move fast and erratically, such as flies or cicadas. She doesn’t appreciate the slow slimy mode of locomotion favoured by the common garden snail. One star from our wannabe social media influencer.