Preparing for old age is scary
scarier than getting pregnant
twenty thousand miles from home.
Now my body has to face
the prospect of extreme old age.
What scares me most is the unknown
and so I study hard.
But hey, old age is not like pregnancy
One ends with life, one ends with death
and when I said I’m getting old,
nobody said to me, “How lovely!
Is this your first old age?
When is it due?”
Oh no, they told me:
“You’re not old.
You’ll never be old.
I’ve never met anyone less old than you.
It’s all in the mind.
Age is just a number.
MP3 recording of this poem
Poem, photo and recording by Rachel McAlpine CC BY 2.0: free to share as long as you cite my name as author—please go ahead!
In our survey of older bloggers we wanted to discover something about their motivation, rewards, and feelings around blogging. First we asked why they blog, and gave them the chance to choose several answers. 117 people answered this question.
Any blogger may have several reasons for blogging. The three most popular reasons chosen by these older bloggers were “to express my creativity” (44%), “to connect with like-minded people” (42%) and “I just enjoy it” (40%). This result is reinforced if we realise that other options may combine both a creative motive and a social motive for blogging: “to entertain others”, “to share my passions”, “to share my knowledge”, and “to get feedback” all involve both creativity and sharing.
While we can see obvious trends here, even the least common reason may be highly significant to the person who checked it. All of these reasons are valid reasons. Let’s take a closer look at various trends.
1. The creative blogger
The number one motive older bloggers named for their blogging was “to express my creativity” (44%). Other reasons linked to creativity were ‘to get feedback’ (5%), “to improve my writing” (25%), and “to tell my story” (30%).
“Mostly I just feel like I need to get my thoughts into words, and if someone likes what I write, that’s a bonus.”
“I think I secretly have always wanted to be a writer.”
“I guess I represent my point of view and personal experiences to the world. Others may or may not feel some connection with some or all of them.”
“It’s all about just writing.”
“An outlet for more creative writing from my ongoing business writing as a marketing executive.”
“I like to take photographs. It seemed a waste to have them just sitting on my computer.”
2. The social blogger
The next most popular reason for blogging was “to connect with like-minded people” (42%). Numerous comments here (and elsewhere in the survey) emphasised the importance of the social benefits, for example:
“When blogs were ‘invented’ I instantly connected with the dialogue, the conversation that can occur.”
“I am amazed at the community blogging has created for me. This was an unexpected benefit of blogging.”
“To see who is out there.”
“Sharing my letters to my mother with my family and a few friends.”
“A regular letter to an old friend who lives far away. I have made new friends this way.”
Other answers suggest that there are quite a few sociable-creative bloggers in our group, who love to express themselves not alone but with an audience of peers: “to entertain others (20%)”, “to share my passions (30%)”, and “to get feedback”.
“I have recently made the decision to blog more often in order for my voice to be heard.”
“To express my views; enjoy connecting with others whether or not like-minded”
3. The cheerful blogger
“I just enjoy it.” This is not your usual answer to a survey question about motivation, but it occurred to me that among bloggers there may be people who can’t, or won’t, or just don’t analyse why they blog. Maybe the reason is too complicated or too simple. Maybe it keeps changing. Or maybe the enjoyment they derive from blogging overrides any other motivation.
People could choose three answers, so perhaps “I just enjoy it” may be just an afterthought for some. But for others, the enjoyment factor was paramount:
Blogging is fun. I travel a lot in my own country and want to share my experiences and encourage others to visit this amazing land.
I live alone, but I’m not lonely — but I have loved the Net since I was introduced to it in the late 1990s when I was required to email my column for a group I belonged to…been through many systems, but now it’s much easier and I just love to have this option at home…
Personal reflection: I was secretly delighted that 40% of respondents selected this answer. Surely at any age, the fact that you just enjoy a harmless activity such as blogging is reason enough to spend your time and energy on it. With advancing age, many people feel free to abandon an old hierarchy of hobbies, and to ignore a little voice that says <such and such an activity> is not worthwhile. As it turns out, our Older Bloggers Survey shows that most of the people blogging find it very worthwhile indeed.
4. The teacher
“To share my knowledge” and “to share my passions” were each chosen by approximately 30% of respondents, and comments gave more detail about those for whom teaching was part of their motivation.
“I wanted to create a “safe” place to share my love of mobile devices.”
“To share passions and knowledge and attract recruits to the ideas.”
“I originally started writing from a more traditional view of ‘living sustainably’ and noticed how tricky I found it to change my habits and thought it might be helpful to share this so that others can see that it is not easy but we should try anyway, and that every change makes a difference.”
“I have taught and practised art. I obtained University degrees later in life. I write fiction and non-fiction. I love travel, and have visited many countries, and lived in a few with different cultures to my own. I believe I have something to share with others.”
5. The helper
“To inspire or help others” drew 30% of responses.
Some comments showed that this motive may overlap with the 9% who said they blogged “to find support, therapy, or catharsis.” Perhaps this is because many bloggers have had their own struggles in the past, either with a disease such as depression or alcoholism, or a new venture or life situation. They decide tell their story in a blog in order to help others: thus the person who needed help at some point becomes the helper.
“I started to share my experience of depression, in the hope that it would help others, and mental health is still a core topic for me. But I share music too, plus other ramblings that come to mind.”
“Good therapy to write about my life.”
“For support. I’m an ‘elder orphan’.”
“I do it to help, but not inspire. Yuk!”
6. The entrepreneur
Among the older bloggers in our sample, 7% stated that one of their reasons for blogging was “to promote my business.” However, for this group of bloggers, not one cited “to make money” as a reason. For writers, “to self-publish” is a reason to blog, and this was chosen by 12%.
The main blog is my pottery business
I’d like subscribers to buy my book
Because I submit my writing to traditional publishers, I want to show through my blog that I have a platform of readers in place.
COMPARE WITH RECENT SURVEYS OF MARKETING BLOGS
7. The learner
One motive that I hadn’t anticipated cropped up frequently in comments (and also in the next survey question): unprompted, six people cited learning or cognition as a reason for blogging.
“It allows me a reason to dig deep with research on something I’m interested in.”
“Blogging keeps one’s mind active in old age, hopefully delaying age-related dementia.”
“To learn … general, about the internet, people, places in the world …”
“Also to keep my brain active in retirement.”
“To learn from others is a big part of why I blog.”
Blogging is about keeping ME inspired. It provides the impetus to stay engaged, keep setting goals, keep feeding my curiosity. I didn’t want my days to drift aimlessly. A blog about continuing to constantly challenge myself forces me to actually do exactly that!
The reason for blogging changes over time
Frequently in this survey, participants explained that the purpose or topic of their blog was something that evolved. Commenting on this particular question, they said:
“Started out as a diary for myself, friends and family. Became far more enjoyable when I started to treat it as a social network.”
“I used to blog to keep my writing sharp and to practice what I preached to my writing students. Then it became a way to document things in my life as well.”
“Historically I began to keep in touch with friends and family. Blogging has brought far more friends and taken me down byways I would never otherwise have travelled.”
“I started out writing a journal of our travels because I didn’t want to forget a special part of our retirement. When it was suggested that I should publish it I chose instead to blog as I wanted to see if anyone would read my musings.”
“I started blogging to practice writing, to promote a group I ran with my wife and to see about making money, but over the years it has changed.”
Summary: older bloggers blog for creative, social, pleasure-seeking, changeable and individual reasons
This small group of older bloggers tend to say they blog to express themselves, to connect with others, and just because they enjoy it. But their reasons change over time as their own lives change or perhaps they discover other aspects of blogging.
But there’s no such thing as a typical blogger, because each may have a distinct and idiosyncratic combination of reasons for what they do. For example:
“I like writing when I have summering to say. I also just like playing around with apps and gadgets. Creating a new blog on a new platform is fun, until you realise you have nothing to say.”
“I love to write. I never used to write into journals or [diaries] much and always wondered why. When blogs were ‘invented’ I instantly connected with the dialogue, the conversation that can occur. It inspires me to write more, both for myself and for others to read me.”
Please do share these reports in any way that suits you. And please tell me, and each other, what you think.
The older bloggers in our survey answered two questions about technological and management challenges of blogging, and physical problems that might hinder the ability to blog. Besides answering multichoice questions many participants commented thoughtfully on these two questions. Every comment helps to create a comprehensive picture, and is of value in itself.
Technical issues and finding readers were commonly seen as challenges, and in their comments, older bloggers raised a number of significant technical issues. I have found that whenever one person states a problem, chances are that it’s also a problem for others—and that’s surely true of these survey results.
Q. 13. Blogging can be challenging for some people. Please rate each statement below from 1=strongly disagree to 5=strongly agree.
In the list of results below, “agree” includes those who strongly agree, “disagree” includes those who strongly disagree.
Technical issues with a blog can be a challenge: agree 47%, disagree 28%
Deciding what to write about can be a challenge: agree 31%, disagree 51%
Attracting readers can be a challenge: 60%, disagree 16%
Choosing categories and tags can be a challenge: agree 26%, disagree 50%
Commenting can be a challenge: agree 18%,disagree 62%,
Handling images can be a challenge: agree 22%, disagree 56%,
Following correct blogging etiquette can be a challenge: agree 9%, disagree 47%
Blogging does not hold any particular challenges: agree 29%, disagree 43%
The two challenges that stand out in these results are technical issues (which covers a very wide range of problems) and attracting readers.
Participants were asked to mention any other challenges associated with blogging. One group was very specific about technical challenges:
Accessibility of blogging platforms. “I am visually impaired, getting progressively worse. I have had to stop reading some blogs because of the interface.” (2)
Dealing with trolls or nasty responses (2)
“Maintaining confidentiality of third parties.”
“I really dislike blogs (and platforms) that make the reader jump through hoops just to leave a comment. I often decide not to leave a comment on those.”
“Blogger not sending comments thru to email since GDPR.”
“Phone app sometimes crashes.”
“I do not often use images for my writing but find it very challenging to upload internet pictures for my posts.”
Another group commented on management issues:
Getting help with technical questions. (2)
“WP.org and WP.com are confusing to me. I wish there was one place to go that would explain the differences.”
“Blogging from a device such as laptop and smart phone can be problematic. WordPress pages format is confusing (do you blog on the front page? Or on a page? Front page is quicker and more intuitive, but it means using the introduction page for website. Using a page for the blog appears to me to make that page too content heavy.”
Two comments refer to time management or life-work balance as challenges of blogging:
Lack of time, keeping up with the communityyou become part of, finding the time to be regular, or “time and a sense of purpose” (7)
“The challenges I see with blogging is the momentum can build and you get into this vortex. For some it is hard to pull back. Another challenge is the social dynamics can creep in – because humans have moods and opinions and sometimes snarky and crabby moods stream in — part of life — but it can drain. So finding balance is a challenge.”
A few wry observations about the blogger’s own technical expertise:
“In fairness, I work in technology and I manage our company’s social media and website.”
“We may have different meanings for the word challenge.”
“I’ve been blogging for nearly 20 years so the other things are no longer challenges.”
And 4 bloggers said that the challenges were part of the enjoyment.
“I believe there will always be a challenge but that is good at times..makes me think.”
“I found it a steep learning curve when I began my blog but that is part of the enjoyment. I don’t (for the most part) see the challenges as negative.”
“I don’t feel there are any daunting challenges. It’s a learning process like most things that are worthwhile.”
“It is OK if you do it when you have something to say. Doesn’t take long to learn wordpress especially if you have someone helping that is an IT person.”
Q. 14. Any physical problems that prevent older people from blogging?
Well, sure older bloggers have problems! But I asked the wrong question, because these bloggers don’t let physical problems prevent them from blogging: they carry on blogging regardless. I should have asked whether physical problems impede or limit their blogging: my bad. As one respondent put it, “You mean, beyond being human?” Touche!
These are some of the physical conditions that older bloggers cope with.
impaired vision (8%)
impaired hearing (5%)
low energy (7%)
problems with mobility (6%)
chronic pain (7%)
For this question, 48 older bloggers commented to complete the picture. Most of them simply confirmed that none of those problems prevented them from blogging.
On vision problems, for example:
“Larger and bolder print choices would be soooo useful.”
“I am color blind, which makes it difficult to read some blogs. If there is low contrast between the background color and the font. Also, blogs that use GIFs that are in motion are very difficult to read.”
“I’ve always had trouble with eye strain, but it is manageable.”
On problems with hearing:
“Disabilities of all kinds are probably all the more reason to get your voice out! I have two active blogs, one about my hearing loss which I don’t post to actively (that’s my secondary blog). Not enough time to do both actively although I could probably schedule myself to adhere to a better use of my time.”
It’s often lack of energy that actually limits the blogging of older people:
“The conditions do not prevent me from blogging, but have slowed down the number of posts I write.”
“These factors do not prevent me blogging, but do present challenges as to how often I can!”
“I do find it frustrating when energy levels prevent me from blogging when I would like to but I’m learning not to set expectations on how often I post.”
Various bloggers wrote about their lack of mobility or illness, especially the fact that they were obliged to spend too much time sitting, for example:
“Major hand/arm disabilities that cause me grief, but I know where the back space key is 🙂 If I’m out of sorts, then I may only make a short post like ‘am out of action’.”
“Currently I am recovering from knee replacement surgery. Obviously this hampers me, but, since I write about my day, whatever it is like, it is not insurmountable.”
“I sit more than I should since I work at a desk and now with blogging I’m sitting while at home more.”
“If I’m not feeling well I might skip blogging.”
Many respondents said their health issues were manageable. And yet again there are comments about the benefits of blogging — it’s not uncommon for older bloggers to see health problems as an opportunity or a indeed a reason to blog:
“If anything, blogging is a past-time that can bring creativity into your life while dealing with these conditions.”
“Having some health issues has seen me less physically active and has led me to blogging.”
Summary: coping, adapting, and longing for better accessibility
Respondents to the Older Bloggers Survey are in the main, older people who blog—not those who have given up blogging. They meet technical obstacles while blogging and on the whole they wish for more followers—and which is not necessarily because of their age. A minority checked questions about physical conditions that prevented them from blogging, but even so, showed that they could work around the problems.
Help please: older bloggers need accessibility now!
WordPress is built with compliance to the fore and recommends various themes as accessible. However, legibility and visibility are frequently mentioned to me, and not just in this survey. I long to be able to recommend a WordPress theme for use in retirement homes and by isolated older people, a theme that is:
fully accessible in every way for people with any sort of disability
extremely simple and easy to use
very limited in the choices that the blogger must make, to prevent confusion
safe to recommend to isolated older people and their caregivers
of course, clean and modern and mobile friendly.
If you know such a theme or are building one, please contact me. And please share this article if that will help.
I gave myself one task per month to prepare
for the terrifying job of being old until I die.
I was confused, but I was committed.
Adapt my housing for old age
Get my finances in order
Establish an exercise regime
Audit my eating habits
Commit to hobbies
Make two new friends this year and every year
Banish ye oldie voice
Learn a new skill this year and every year
is a terrible phrase: Align happiness factors
Be who you are
Come to terms with old age and death
That was the plan, you can call it obsessive
call it silly or selfish neurotic excessive
misguided or negative
but hey it was systematic
and a plan gives you power, a sense of control.
You can’t control death and it’s coming regardless
but you can get to grips in advance with small things
so you know
you can still be yourself and the boss of yourself
you’re getting the gist, keeping up with the play
making decisions and having a go—
all precious and familiar things
that slither away as you grow old.
I’m continuously searching for data about older bloggers, and yesterday I discovered a 2006 study from the Pew Internet & American Life project titled Bloggers: A portrait of the internet’s new storytellers. Now, 2006 is 12 years ago. To an older person, that’s like yesterday, but in internet terms it’s a lifetime. Their findings are fascinating. (By the way, the Pew sample was 233 people, roughly comparable with our 220. and biased in some ways, as was ours.) Let me share a few surprises from this report.
1. Personal blogs were by far the most common in 2006
The Pew Internet Project blogger survey finds that the American blogosphere is dominated by those who use their blogs as personal journals. Most bloggers do not think of what they do as journalism. (Pew/Internet 2006)
So in 2006, the personal blog ruled. The topics analysed were as follows — and hey, no mention of travel or makeup or ageing:
“my life and experiences” (37%)
politics and government (11%)
entertainment-related topics (7%)
general news and current events (5%)
religion, spirituality or faith (2%)
a specific hobby or a health problem or illness (each 1%).
other topics: opinions, volunteering, education, photography, causes and passions, and organizations.
Wouldn’t it be fascinating to know the distribution of blog topics in 2018? I can’t imagine how one would get this information, given that there are millions of blog posts every day, and a blog is not necessarily attached to any one platform such as wordpress.com or Facebook.
2. The blogging population in 2005–06 was young
The following demographic data comes from two surveys of internet users conducted in November-December 2005 and February-April 2006, and the sample (n=7,012) was much larger.
The most distinguishing characteristic of bloggers is their youth. More than half (54%) of bloggers are under the age of 30. (Pew/Internet 2006)
According to Sysomos, by 2010 the average age of bloggers may have been even younger; they found that 73.5% were under the age of 35. Does that mean that older bloggers are a small minority even now? If you can find any later statistics, please tell!
3. In 2006, 55% bloggers used a pseudonym
In our Older Bloggers Survey, roughly 12% included their full name or first name in the blog title. I’m not sure how many include their full name as part of the information they provide on their About Me page. So I can’t state how many of the older bloggers in our sample use a pseudonym without further research. I wonder what the facts are?
55% of bloggers blog under a pseudonym, and 46% blog under their own name. (Pew/Internet 2006)
4. In 2006, most bloggers spent less time blogging than they do today
This result from the Pew Internet study is confirmed by subsequent research into the general population of bloggers. As for the older bloggers in our 2018 sample, only 28% spend 2 hours or less per week writing and publishing their blogs, 32% spend 3–4 hours per week — but exactly the same percentage (10%) spend ten hours or more on their blog.
59% of bloggers spend just one or two hours per week tending their blog. One in ten bloggers spend ten or more hours per week on their blog. (Pew/Internet 2006)
5. In 2006, bloggers cited very different blogging platforms
Pew/Internet asked bloggers what tools they used to build and display their blogs. Gaze on this snapshot of times past and wonder! Blogger: Blogspot are a bit like wordpress:org: wordpress.com (or vice versa—set me straight, somebody!). I guess “something else” included wordpress. So Squarespace existed in 2006? These platforms are still in use except for Microsoft FrontPage.
What devices do older bloggers use for reading and writing blogs?
Laptop and desk computers are favourites for both consumption and production, but smaller devices also have their devotees.
Q. 10. Where do you usually read blogs? Choose one answer, even if you sometimes use a different device.
on a mobile phone: 12%
on an iPad or other tablet: 17%
on a laptop or desk computer: 72%
print blogs on paper: 0%
Of the 20 people who commented on this question, 13 indicated that they used more than one device to read blogs. Examples:
It’s close to 50/50 between a laptop and my phone. Some days, it’s almost exclusively my phone.
All the first three, don’t print.
Bloggers said they selected which device to use for reasons of comfort, convenience, and accessibility, for example:
I like to be comfortable, as I would when reading a book or newspaper.
I read some on my desk top computer. Depends on how accessible the blog is. It may be easier to read on an iPad.
While about 29% of older bloggers were happy to read blog posts on a small device like a smart phone or tablet, only 8% used small devices for writing and publishing. The vast majority produce their blog posts on a laptop or desktop computer.
Q. 11. Where do you usually write and publish your blog posts? Choose one answer, even if you sometimes use a different device.
on a mobile phone: 3%
on an iPad or similar tablet: 5%
on a laptop or desk computer: 92%
Comments on this question make two things clear. Our sample of bloggers choose their devices for well-defined reasons, and they are willing to experiment.
“Even if I type a post on mobile, I rarely publish on mobile. I like the laptop function better.”
“I love my MacBook Air for its good-size screen and keyboard, and elegance and ease of use”
“Mostly because I have problems with my hands, typing on small places…actually I have a lot of problems with my hands, although I do know touch typing from early 1960s typing school”
“iPad is too small and slow”
“Easier to do on a bigger screen”
“It’s easier, I think, on a laptop. But I’m going to use an iPad when I travel overseas in August.”
“I am beginning to trial writing and publishing using a smart phone.”
Reflecting on these two questions purely from personal experience, I think these results make good sense. In fact I may be a typical older blogger in this respect. I personally find my iPhone fine for reading and commenting but impossible for posting (big thumbs, small keyboard, small type, small screen); I find the iPad Pro nice for reading, a little dangerous for commenting and impossible for posting; and my laptop is absolutely fine for any WordPress activity including publishing. No surprises.
What channels do older bloggers prefer for their blogging?
WordPress dominates as the preferred channel for our respondents, but here too, older bloggers are exploring, changing, and experimenting.
Q. 12. Which social media platform do you use for blogging? Choose one answer.
Another blogging platform, e.g. Blogger, Typepad, Medium: 10%
I presume the dominance of WordPress in the answers to this question partly reflects the dominance of WordPress on the internet in general, and partly the fact that many respondents learned about the survey right here on Write Into Life, a WordPress site. I assumed the results would favour WordPress blogs, and so I asked just one over-generalised question on this topic, which has left me hungry for more information.
Comments help to fill out the picture. Some older bloggers use multiple social networking platforms or have changed platforms. (Later questions in the survey make such behaviour appear to be fairly common.)
“My first blog was with blogger called Nutty Notes. I switched to WP for my second and subsequent blogs and love the platform.”
“Has worked okay for me, but have considered moving to another — definitely not FB or Instagram.”
“Am also now exploring Medium”
“I now use Micro.blog”
“I also post on Facebook and Linked In”
“I use Blogger but then IFTTT posts it to WordPress for me and then it goes to Facebook, both my private page and my business page.”
I would like to know much more about the social media activities of our group. This was a difficult question to frame and a difficult one to answer, for at least six technical or lexical reasons:
Blogging takes place not only on dedicated platforms like WordPress.com, Blogger and Medium, but also on Facebook, Instagram, Tumbler, LinkedIn, Reddit, and many others. Not many Facebook posts, for example, are blogs, but it happens, and 3% of our respondents use Facebook for their blogs.
Blogs are often contrasted with social media. Yet for millions of people, their blog is primarily that, a social medium.
The border between blogging and microblogging can be fuzzy, as people write extremely short blog posts (a photograph, a 3-word quote) and extremely long ones on Facebook.
Other blogs (many thousands of them) are for in-house consumption, as part of what was once called an intranet.
A blog can be defined by its technology, which enables anyone without technical skills to create a website and interact with others online. So what’s technically a blog is in some cases a filing cabinet or database, and it may not be on view to the general public.
The WordPress content management system is widely used to make blog-free websites, or websites which happen to include a blog: an organisation’s blog may seem completely different from the personal sites of older bloggers.
So you see why I may have asked the wrong question. Regardless, we got some interesting results that could be explored further
My personal conclusions: older people feel comfortable with a blog
Older bloggers tend to feel comfortable on WordPress or Blogger
Older bloggers have their reasons for choosing a blogging format instead of, or as well as, other social networking channels.
I think about this quite a lot. I am about to commit a coarse generalisation based not only on the data in the survey, but also on numerous comments from you, gentle readers, on this blog, and also in real life. In real life I talk a fair bit about the Older Bloggers Survey and consequently I get many unsolicited comments. I know that if I’ve got this completely wrong, you will tell me: please do!
I think plenty of older people feel a bit like I do. To me, blogging on WordPress feels like a comparatively calm, stable, steady, controllable environment. You have room to write long posts like this and freedom to write tiny ones. Blogging takes place in a community that is, on the whole, kind and encouraging. Although a baffling number of bloggers apologise for missing a regular posting date, it really doesn’t bother most readers how often or regularly you post or visit their blogs. You can keep track of other bloggers without religiously reading every word they write. You can write a blog for your own sweet reasons and never read a single one, you can commit wholeheartedly to the community aspects or remain aloof, you can use your blog like a megaphone or a hermit’s cave—in the blogosphere, there’s room for everyone.
What older bloggers say they don’t like about other social media channels
Many people have told me they find Facebook frenetic and manipulative, and they hate being bombarded by ads and political propaganda and news. Twitter and Pinterest and Instagram may seem fly-by-night and hectic to an older blogger. LinkedIn doesn’t seem to arouse negative feelings, but it’s a network for professional and career purposes; retired people may remain there out of inertia, I suspect.
When older bloggers consider any of the numerous other social media networks and potential blog platforms, they’ll either feel comfortable or not, for a similar range of reasons. Intuitively we’re probably sensing whether or not it’s a safe place for us. Exploring social media is an adventure, but if a place feels unsafe or otherwise threatening, we won’t stay long. (Nobody has told me this: it’s just what I think.)
Speaking for myself, I use Facebook casually as a writer and to check up on certain family members. I’m still on LinkedIn but I wonder why (since I have sold my company, ceased contract work, and have no desire for a new job). I use Twitter randomly except in earthquakes. I can see the charm of Instagram but may never dig deep. Blogging suits me best, because I’m old.
I began a never-ending literature review
I read and I studied
and the news kept coming
and the books piled up
and the waters got muddied
you wouldn’t believe the research out there.
For decades now the ageing horde
has been a coming thing
looming and glooming and secretly booming
and while I’d been dreaming my life away
had worked it out, indeed they knew
what we had to do
(and trust me they were doing it too).
We can all of us, no most of us, no some of us
live longer yes, that happens anyway
but simultaneously collaterally
be healthyish and happyish and cheap to run
and maybe even useful
for nearly all those scary bonus years
or so they said.
We were doomed to live long
we could choose to live strong
it was all up to us no mostly no partly
our choice or so I thought they said.
Science had the answers to my fiddle-faddle fears
so I’d thought I’d do a boot camp for my bonus years
take a year to focus, point my laser mind
at certain smudgy areas
where Rachel could do better.
I was very much alive
I didn’t feel old but the facts were there
I was yes I was going to die sometime
but maybe not suddenly, maybe not soon
so I dedicated twelve months of my life
to being old, to knowing old
to feeling old, accepting old
I would have my year of being old
and then I would be sorted, then I would be fine.
I wasn’t anti-ageing
(which surely means pro-dying)
but my all-time self was out of whack
and needed a test and a tweak and a twiddle
I wasn’t at the end and I wasn’t in the middle
the years ahead were an obstacle course
and I needed to train and to strategise.
An onslaught of earnestness
swept away the vicar’s daughter
not as in save-the-worldism
but as in do-your-bestism
and so I planned my boot camp for the bonus years.
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