Beauty tips for older women

How To Be Old
How To Be Old
Beauty tips for older women

Warning: I am about to reveal my personal beauty care routine. Some could find this alarming. I don’t really recommend my slapdash habits as beauty tips for older women. But I do relish the freedom of old age and I have exactly two tricks that help to disguise my lack of youthful beauty. Not for your sake but for my own satisfaction. You’ll see, this will be fun when you’re old.

13 thoughts on “Beauty tips for older women

  1. Suzanne says:

    You got me at “Turn the lights off”. Amusing as ever!

    1. Rachel McAlpine says:

      I’m lucky in that my bathroom light is a single hanging bulb. Ordained by the architect for aesthetic reasons. How right she was!

  2. Yes, I think ‘turn down the lights’ was the best advice… Love it 🙂

  3. I’ve subscribed! Looking forward to listening in to your podcasts!

  4. All so true and amusing:)

    1. Rachel McAlpine says:

      Thank you May! You worked it out despite my still imperfect control of the technology! Whoopee!

      1. Rachel McAlpine says:

        Thanks for listening!

      2. Always enjoy your podcasts!

      3. Rachel McAlpine says:

        I’m so glad.

      4. Rachel McAlpine says:

        Thanks Monica. Embarrassing, ay?

  5. Mascara on picnics! Hilarious and wonderful. 💜

  6. Margaret says:

    Wow Rachel, aged 64 years can identify with most of this. Thank you for sharing & nice to listen to a tape.

    1. Rachel McAlpine says:

      I’m glad the podcast appealed, Margaret. ( We are not alone!)

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