Now let us do our duty: a swift scan
of the headlines for one shameful day
in a land of slime
Minister not keen on drive
Freedom campers use beach as toilet
New Zealand, man up like Dan Carter
Melania wants to start clean
Police honesty box charge
A dance with The Boss
Closure for cat lover
Dog saved from kayak
Easter Sunday trading is here
Pineapple on pizza—for or against?
People safe after fire
When your succulent won’t stop growing
Stop there! It’s all too much.
Why fixate on the false and the filthy?
Take it away.
Let’s all emigrate to the USA.
poem & screenshot by rachel mcalpine CC BY 2.0