Influencer review of Harraway’s Rolled Oats—cat thinkies

Ursula the influencer samples left-over porridge and prepares a review for social media
Finally Ursula (almost) understands what is required of a social media influencer, and here she delivers her first product review. She declares Harraways Rolled Oats to be creamy and sweet despite being badly plated and cold. We both expect more patrons, products and cash after she reaches 30,000 followers. Please do your bit to advance her career. I am honoured to announce that she has chosen my blog How To Be Old to broadcast her astute product reviews.
I’m a fan, but you must add brown sugar (I know, I know).
Madam wants maple syrup.
Cool!
Savvy cat – oats is always a good start to the day for a timid, elderly digestive system.
Wishing Ursula all the luck as she takes on this journey (not that she needs it!)
Many thanks on Ursula’s behalf. (She does need it.)
I see you will be able to install a mini elevator and stay in your home once the money starts rolling in. Way to go Ursula.
Dreams are free!
For sure! I Like oats as porridge with either brown sugar or maple syrup. I shall be waiting with baited breath to read her next review.