Review of either pure New Zealand wool or psilocybin—cat thinkies
Ursula is spaced out on the joys of pure New Zealand wool… or has she been sampling shrooms?
Julie, a skilled multi-tasking craftswoman, has crocheted a blanket in pure wool expressly for Ursula. Here, in her role as social media influencer, Ursula awards 5 stars to the blanket… but she is obviously distracted, which worries me. It’s New Year’s Eve and she is not resolute, not at all. Ursula needs a reward now, or her whole career vision will evaporate. Please instruct your 27,000 friends to follow this blog immediately so that she can start paying rent. Thank you.
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I am so happy that Ursula decided to become an influencer!
She is so overwhelmed by the total experience of the blanket that she is in a daze. She certainly convinced me that it was worth 5 stars.