Cat reviews stepladder—feline influencer

Cat reviews stepladder: 3 stars
Ursula the feline social influencer has been busy again and reviews a stepladder. She approves of this aluminium ladder as a route to high places. But surely a ladder should usher you somewhere interesting like the top of the fridge? It’s a ladder to nowhere. She gives it 3 stars for access but none for utilitarianism. (What a nitpicker.)
I think she has a point.
😂
She looks like a queen on a throne.
True. But please don’t tell her that.
I forgot to mention that at the poetry reading about getting rid of clutter Ursula wisely moved off stage. Maybe she is up on the ladder to remind you she is most certainly NOT CLUTTER.
Hahaha!