I still have hopes that Ursula the chocolate tabby British shorthair will one day earn her keep. Here she is posing above two perfectly good products with their packaging on full display. And what does she review? Not the rather nice Chantal Organic Apricot and Almond Grainola. Not the perfectly all right Trident Light Coconut Milk. Oh no. She reviews the Bose radio, so old it’s almost vintage, and with zero advertising income potential. OK, I know why she likes it. It’s up high, where she can lord it over everyone including me. It’s warm. And it’s within reach of many small items begging to be knocked to the floor with a fun flick of her paw.