As light relief from her Olympic training—or maybe as a training component—Ursula the cat has been climbing up walls. Becoming Spidercat is well within her reach, except that she lacks even the slightest urge to save the world. She says it’s my fault, I send her up the wall. I have received a telepathic order to install an indoor rock climbing course in the stairwell. Tough titties, Ursula. And quit using the back of the couch as a climbing course.