Cat reviews poached salmon

Photo of cat not eating fresh cooked salmon. Thought bubble says: No starts. Salmon, bah! Girly stuff.
Perfectly cooked fresh salmon gets no stars from influencer Ursula

Can you believe it? Ursula the influencer reviews poached salmon with zero stars. First she licked my lunch leftovers, a piece of delicious fresh salmon. I offered it to her for dinner and she was not impressed. Talk about a fussy eater.

She’s not a cat in a hat or a cow in clover. She’s a dog in the manger.

21 thoughts on “Cat reviews poached salmon

  1. Our cats aren’t too impressed with salmon, but our dog thinks it’s food GOLD!

    1. Rachel McAlpine says:

      You lick it, you eat it. That’s my rule. Maybe I need a dog.

  2. srbottch says:

    Poached salmon? Ahhh…I’m in The cat camp🙀🥴

    1. Rachel McAlpine says:

      I’m glad she has at least one (misguided) supporter.

  3. Ha, ‘dog in the manger’… I’d so forgotten that saying. It was a common saying in our household growing up, along with ‘cutting off your nose to spite your face’ – which is now I see many of the anti vaxxers who don’t like being told what to do. Good morning to you and Ursula.

  4. Meant to write ‘how’ I see, not ‘now’ I see… but it could work with either word, I guess.

  5. Ally Bean says:

    Ha! I do like a cat with attitude, even when it makes little sense. I had two cats who LIVED for salmon.

  6. Oh, my! Our grand-dog Sadie would have eaten your salmon and licked her chops. The only thing she has refused to eat is a little piece of banana.

    1. Rachel McAlpine says:

      Extraordinary. An omnivorous dog? So useful under the table.

      1. Sadie eats anything we give her, within reason. Son and I sometimes eat spicy food, and we don’t share that with her.

        I can’t remember if we fed our cats table food. We must have given them treats from time to time, like tuna or bits of chicken or beef. They died many years ago.

  7. She doesn’t know what she’s missing!

    1. Rachel McAlpine says:

      And this from such a snooty cat. I don’t get it.

      1. Maybe a little caviar?

      2. Rachel McAlpine says:

        Change the thought bubble! That’s more like it.

  8. alison41 says:

    One contretemps over a small fishy leftover and you’re talking about getting a dog? I’m shocked! How could you?

    1. Rachel McAlpine says:

      Thank goodness you brought me to my senses. Sometimes I lose all sense of proportion.

  9. Elizabeth says:

    Must have been the recipe. Maybe she prefers grilled over poached.

    1. Rachel McAlpine says:

      I’ll bear that in mind.

  10. ponzoblogs says:

    Sadly because covid I cant do my hobby 😦

    1. Rachel McAlpine says:

      That is disappointing. How do you fill that gap?

      1. ponzoblogs says:

        I wrote my latests blogpost for example

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