Ursula reviews “The Absolute Book” by Elizabeth Knox

May 2, 2020
Photo of cat sleeping on a thick novel, thinking "5 stars".

5-star review for The Absolute Book by Elizabeth Knox

Celebrity influencer Ursula is picky when it comes to literature. The Absolute Book by Elizabeth Knox gets her whole-hearted approval. In her consumer testing Ursula considers the following factors: solar absorbtion, height, bounciness when open, and ability to immobilise her human. I agree with her, although I use different criteria, apart from her last one.

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5 thoughts on “Ursula reviews “The Absolute Book” by Elizabeth Knox”

  1. alison41 says:
    May 2, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    You’ve got this one spot on, Ursula. I am an admirer of Elizabeth Knox’s novels, but for different reasons. May I say the photo does justice to your beautiful coat. Sunlight definitely brings out your chocolate highlights to full advantage. Your #1 Fan in the Southern Hemisphere is sending an electronic bow towards you. .NB: bow, as in genuflection, not one of those stupid neck ribbons, so demeaning to cats.

    1. Rachel McAlpine says:
      May 2, 2020 at 5:16 pm

      Ursula paid attention to your tribute, Alison, and graciously acknowledges your perspiacity.

  2. Michelle Denness says:
    May 2, 2020 at 5:38 pm

    😂🤣🙂

  3. Elizabeth says:
    May 3, 2020 at 7:55 am

    Have the residuals started coming in yet to our star influencer?

    1. Rachel McAlpine says:
      May 3, 2020 at 8:28 am

      I wish! She trusts me to take care of all the Financials. Hubris is here.

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