Cat in a foil helmet: what is she thinking?

Chocolate tabby British shorthair cat wearing silver foil helmet. Thinking: Foiled!
Cat in foil helmet: what is she thinking?

What is Ursula thinking? When she donned her bespoke foil helmet, it blocked more than the microwaves, microchips, microaliens, 5G, 9G and omicron, as intended. It has also blocked our cosy cat-human telepathy. I fear this may be the end of cat thinkies on this blog. If I don’t know what she is thinking, all thought bubbles henceforth will be blank.

Are there any cat-communicators or cat-channelers out there? Perhaps you could help me and Ursula’s adoring fans. I do this work pro bono for the good of humanity, so I regret to say no fee will be forthcoming.

However, for a large fee you can order a bespoke foil helmet for your own cat, similar to the one Ursula is modeling. Delivery time: minimum of 7 months. Post and shipping: $75. Cost: Enormous, but they are famously effective. Plus rather becoming, yes?

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13 thoughts on “Cat in a foil helmet: what is she thinking?

  1. You’re in a playful mood today, Rachel.:-)

    1. Rachel McAlpine says:

      Hm, I wonder … in what tone of voice this is uttered?

  2. Prue says:

    If she’s wearing tinfoil then definitely no thoughts worthy of divining in that gorgeous little head🥰

    1. Rachel McAlpine says:

      Ha ha ha!

  3. You really need to tuck the edges in, otherwise her ideas may be all half baked!

    1. Rachel McAlpine says:

      That’s called deconstructed fashion. (You’re thinking of pie crusts.)

      1. Ah! I knew I’d heard it somewhere!

  4. I hear that all the cats in Milan are eschewing foil headwear in favor of natural fibers on the spring runway. Perhaps it won’t be long before the trend makes its way into the public cat-style zeitgeist…

    1. Rachel McAlpine says:

      This is classic Ursula. Embarrassing, though, for an influencer, who should be ahead of the trends.

  5. Ally Bean says:

    Laughing out loud at Ursula’s “bespoke foil helmet.” Never have I read a more unexpected description. You are a hoot but as for what Ursula is thinking… who knows?

  6. Elizabeth says:

    My grandson has been trying to explain NFT’s to me. Apparently you can sell nonexistent objects on line for nonexistent payment. Perhaps Ursula could get into it with NFTs of her aluminum hats.

    1. Rachel McAlpine says:

      I suspect she has been plotting her own non-fungible token but until she doffs her silver bonnet, I can only speculate

      1. Elizabeth says:

        Let me know what she settles on. Maybe my grandson will want to invest. LOL

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