What is Ursula thinking? When she donned her bespoke foil helmet, it blocked more than the microwaves, microchips, microaliens, 5G, 9G and omicron, as intended. It has also blocked our cosy cat-human telepathy. I fear this may be the end of cat thinkies on this blog. If I don’t know what she is thinking, all thought bubbles henceforth will be blank.
Are there any cat-communicators or cat-channelers out there? Perhaps you could help me and Ursula’s adoring fans. I do this work pro bono for the good of humanity, so I regret to say no fee will be forthcoming.
However, for a large fee you can order a bespoke foil helmet for your own cat, similar to the one Ursula is modeling. Delivery time: minimum of 7 months. Post and shipping: $75. Cost: Enormous, but they are famously effective. Plus rather becoming, yes?Follow Write Into Life