Category: Cat influencer

Cat thinks: So this is lock-down…

August 25, 2021

In lock-down, don’t feel sorry for Ursula the cat. She is just manipulating your coronovirus empathy. I do feed her, even in lock-down.

Cat claims she is victim of animal abuse—a case for the SPCA?

August 9, 2021

aims she is a victim of animal abuse. Is this a case for the SPCA? You be the judge.

Cat playing with iPhone. Thought bubble shows her giving it 3 stars.

Influencer slams iPhone X usability—cat thinkies

June 15, 2021

My 3-year-old iPhone has little appeal for Ursula, the popular feline influencer. The iPhone X gets slammed for usability.

photo of cat on a bed. Thought bubble says "Tuesday... 9am loll on chair, 1pm loll on floor, 5pm lurk by fridge."

Ursula contemplates her busy schedule

April 22, 2021

Early each morning, cat and human preview their busy schedules. Things to do, places to go, stuff to eat! We barely know what day of the week it is.

Cat climbing up walls—Spidercat

March 22, 2021

As light relief from her Olympic training—or maybe as a training component—Ursula the cat has been climbing up walls. Becoming Spidercat is well within her reach, except that she lacks even the slightest urge to save the world. She says it’s my fault, I send her up the wall. I have received a telepathic order […]