Category: Cat influencer

cat lolling on human feet thinking 5-stars

Cat thinkies review: my old feet get a pass

February 18, 2020

I’m satisfied with my 4-star review of my old feet from Ursula the wannabe social media influencer cat. Old feet are bony.

Grumpy cat sitting on iPad. One star review in thought bubble.

Grumpy cat review: iPad gets a fail

February 11, 2020

Looking more Furbee than social media influencer, Ursula despises the iPad Pro she is sitting on. Her iPad Pro review is a grudging one star. Well blow that. Now I’m the grumpy one: sponsorship from Apple has a certain appeal.

Cat's tail moving. Five stars in a thought bubble.

Cat product review: a mysterious tail

February 5, 2020

Ursula the middle-aged wannabe social media influencer has discovered the best toy ever. A long, hairy, flicky, curly, unpredictable thing that she has never seen before. This one will not be a money spinner.

cat with a rose in its mouth thinking L'amour est un oiseau rebelle

Dreams of stardom—cat thinkies

December 10, 2019

We know so little about the secret life of cats because they are so skilfully secretive. And so embarrassed if caught in the act of rehearsing Bizet’s big hit from Carmen.

Juan the Cornish Rex scratching glass door and thinking: Freedom!

Captive—cat thinkies

December 3, 2019

Juan understands freedom, birds, trees. He does not understand slliding glass doors.