Podcasts

Cat reviews poached salmon

October 30, 2021

A cat influencer reviews poached salmon with zero stars. Ursula licked my lunch, but was not impressed by delicious fresh salmon.

Marbles in Tokyo Olympics—cat thinkies

March 5, 2021

Ursula the cat is training hard for the Tokyo Olympics. Her sport: marbles.

Cat thinkies—the folly of fashion

October 1, 2019

A fur coat lasts a lifetime and never goes out of date. Watching her human choosing what to wear every day seems like a waste of good sleeping time to Ursula.

Cat sits on a backpack and thinks, Now she can't go out

Cat Ursula puts her powerful strategising skills to work. Owner usually takes that backpack out at 9.30 am on Tuesdays. By squatting on the backpack, cat will prevent owner from leaving the apartment. Dinner may result. (Good luck with that one, puss.)